[he's not in the video, his selfie game not strong enough. But there are fish. Large koi. They're blubbing near the surface.]
So, uh. Tell me about your daughter again?
[his voice is off screen. But the surprising thing is the fish, one of which, with a thick Brooklyn accent, wants to talk. A lot.]
Oh, now you wanna chat, blub?! After you and your pals ruined her birthday? Sheesh, there's no end to how rude these people are! Not even a 'sorry' or a 'how ya doin''. No respect.
Uh-- sorry?
Well, it's too late now, blub! Tell him Nemo!
[the video clicks off before Nemo can tell him, and right as Zoro's head pops up from the water.]
[ talking. fish. uh. OKAY. ann thought she's seen everything but apparently not! she's just staring at awe at the video, and then can't help but laugh once zoro's head pops up. that was...so random, but also...so expected. ]
So hard my nose started bleeding. I look so gross right now...there's a reason you didn't get a picture this time Wait why did you tie him to the floor?
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Guess where I am!
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you're in the desert? that's gotta be really hot.
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It's so cool. I feel like a cowgirl!
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So, uh. Tell me about your daughter again?
[his voice is off screen. But the surprising thing is the fish, one of which, with a thick Brooklyn accent, wants to talk. A lot.]
Oh, now you wanna chat, blub?! After you and your pals ruined her birthday? Sheesh, there's no end to how rude these people are! Not even a 'sorry' or a 'how ya doin''. No respect.
Uh-- sorry?
Well, it's too late now, blub! Tell him Nemo!
[the video clicks off before Nemo can tell him, and right as Zoro's head pops up from the water.]
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[ talking. fish. uh. OKAY. ann thought she's seen everything but apparently not! she's just staring at awe at the video, and then can't help but laugh once zoro's head pops up. that was...so random, but also...so expected. ]
What did I just watch..
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What's Zoro doing in the water anyway?
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MOMENTS LATER:
lol..
Re: MOMENTS LATER:
what
why??? who?
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where are you again? are you okay?
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I'm okay but my face is gonna be swollen for days
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I look so gross right now...there's a reason you didn't get a picture this time
Wait why did you tie him to the floor?
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look... i'm sure you're ok and it's probably not that bad
but just in case, make sure you ice it later, as much as you can because... nose.... that'll help with some of the swelling.
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Zoro's really cool but I got that vibe from him...
I definitely will.
Once we finish what we need to do here, I'm gonna run home and get an ice pack!
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anyway, i think that'll help, lmk if you need anymore help
a while later:
Maybe I should.
I fake cried and everyone at the bar stopped fighting!
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[he quickly follows that, realizing maybe she won't like it?]
i mean, that was pretty clever, you know... to stop everything
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Thanks! People are totally weak to that kind of stuff, so I figured I should give it a try.
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