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[browbeater]

Mako Lou

Uh... Hi. Just joined the police force. Um, I guess, leave a message if you want to connect.

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[mercurio]

this is a serious survey that i'm running!
would you please answer YES or NO to the following question

Q: PROMPTO ARGENTUM IS KIDNAP MATERIAL

thank you for your time!

[browbeater]

you are a person and therefore able to be kidnapped so.... yes
but why

[mercurio]

just running a survey!
okay but as prompto specifically, am i more likely to get kidnapped than other people
y/n

[browbeater]

that doesn't really answer the question but
... probably not?

[mercurio]

i'm going to put you down as a DEFINITE 'no'!

[browbeater]

no, prompto, i don't think you're a prime kidnapping target.
... but this is pretty weird. jsyk.

[mercurio]

how is it weird?

[browbeater]

why do you want to know about if you're a prime kidnapping target...?
how many people did you survey? come on, this begs a lot of questions

[mercurio]

mina said she thought i had been kidnapped!
i was offended!
so i told her i was gonna make a poll to show her that not /everyone/ thinks that if i randomly disappear without warning it's not bc i got kidnapped

[browbeater]

[that.... is so extra.]

i... think she was just worried about you, pal.

[mercurio]

still
i need to know

[browbeater]

i think you know now.
what does the survey say, anyway?

[mercurio]

tbh?
a lot of people don't know how to follow simple instructions
kinda... unexpected

[browbeater]

i'm not
maybe if you phrased the question you did to me the second time

[mercurio]

i thought the question was clear...but i guess
i've been getting a lot of people freaking out thinking i'm in trouble lol

[browbeater]

that wasn't my first thought, but i could see it.
is that your secret message for when you're in trouble?

[mercurio]

oh no don't worry it isn't!
i do have a secret code word that i'm using with someone else

[browbeater]

oh, look at you, being all safe and stuff.
should i ask, or is this like a personal code word?

[mercurio]

if i tell you it isn't a code word anymore is it.. what if you get hacked

[browbeater]

honestly, upgrading to a galaxy 8 has me over my head so you're probably right

[mercurio]

you're the biggest dork lol
show it to me sometime and i'll upgrade the ui for you

[browbeater]

i'm just being straightforward. but next time, i'll show it to you

[mercurio]

you'll be the coolest kid in night shift fo sho